Eventful week

Well this is an eventful week for the Hyde family.

Ellie has bought a house near Leeds, the exchange was on Tuesday and the completion is Thursday!  I don't think she can quite believe that she will soon own her own home.  I do know that she is very excited and nervous.  I have a feeling that I might be asked to do some interior painting soon.

Then on Saturday this week Stuart is moving to London to live with Tab.  The house is full of boxes and he is nearly ready for the off.  I just have to check his boxes to see if he has packed the family silver!

And of course, this is the busy week for me with the run-up to the Corsley Show on Bank Holiday Monday.  I have processed all the entries for the Horticulture and Craft Tent, the exhibitors cards are printed.  The committee have a busy day on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and hopefully on Sunday we will be read to receive over 820 entries.

Just one glitch so far, the A3 printer that I use on Show Day has finally died.  I bought 2 lots of new ink carts and it will still not print.  Anyhow a new A3 printer is on order and should be delivered tomorrow!!  Hurrah...

Last year the show was so good and we all had so much fun doing it (mostly because the organisation made it go so smoothly) that we are all looking forward to this year's show.  Pray for good weather.

Japan here I come!

Well what a fortunate thing that I read what I thought was going to be a 'spam'email last night.  It contained a link to a Flash Sale of business class seats to Japan.  I have managed to book my return flight for November 2014 for just £1000 - this is amazing value especially for business class and I feel very lucky to have got such a deal.

My tour is with Festival of Japan - have a look at their website

Sooo excited now!!

Flame Thrower

So on Sunday afternoon having done a spot of weeding was when I realised that  I do not use any chemicals in my garden.  This does mean that the weeds can tend to get the upper hand and take over the garden, especially on the patio areas.   

Now I have found in the garage the flame thrower that David used to use.  

What fun!!  

I have burned to death a whole patio of weeds all around the conservatory.   Yes I did then put water over the area in case the house caught on fire but I did enjoy burning the bliters.

It is also a good thing that ‘health and safety’ rules do not apply to households and I was wearing flip flops and a flowing cape – well I know I am mad.

I have now ordered 2 more canisters of gas so I can flame throw the rest of the garden, very satisfying

No telephones!!

Please note that our telephone does not work since the lightening storm.  Use my mobile 07740 468 003

Heavens Gate

What a beautiful evening walk with the dogs at Heavens Gate, got there about 9pm and the sun was setting but made the stones look quite different.  It was warm and blissfully peaceful, I am so lucky to live here.
Took the motorhome and had a nice cup of tea afterwards - yes I know how to push the boat out LOL

Scary letters from HMRC

Have you received a scary letter from HMRC lately? Perhaps all HMRC letters are scary, but this latest nudge-letter really takes the biscuit.

In it HMRC says the taxpayer's effective rate of income tax is lower than the average for taxpayers with similar levels of income. It goes on to suggest that there could be something wrong with the self-assessment tax return for 2011/12 and the taxpayer should check what they submitted for that year. Penalties and interest are mentioned, which would worry anyone - even those with nothing to hide.

Bear in mind the period in which the 2011/12 tax return can be investigated closed for most taxpayers on 31st January 2014. This means HMRC can't open an enquiry into your tax return for that year unless it discovers new information which was previously not disclosed.

HMRC sent these letters as part of a pilot to nudge non-compliant taxpayers into paying the right amount of tax. However, in this case HMRC made no attempt to screen out those taxpayers who have good reasons for paying a low proportion of their income in tax - for example because of a loss claim, gift aid donation, or pension contribution. HMRC did not read the disclosures on the tax return before pressing the send button.

Flexible working hours

From today all employees can ask for flexible working hours - sounds like a good idea to me.  When I was office based I often took a longer lunch hour and made up the time at the end of the day.

Being flexible makes the employer better to work for.  Might be difficult if you have a factory to run and production lines........

Wedding in November

I have until today felt lacking in enthusiasm for making my dress for Stuart & Tab's wedding in November.  I had hoped to get a tailor to make it for me but at £600- £750 that was a non starter.  

Today I have suddenly found the inspiration that I need and not only that but I have found the fabric that I need on Ebay........sewing of elegant dress here I come!!

Self Assessment Time

If you haven't already prepared your personal tax return please send us your information in asap. We are already speeding through our 2013-2014 tax return list and are aiming to get all our clients Self Assessments done as early as possible.

If you have any questions or would like to have a quick chat, why not give us a call.

Duetto curtains

On a none business note I am covering the curtains in the Duetto with 'Strawberry' inspired fabric.  It also gives me a chance to wash the curtains which do not ever appeared to have been done, Yuck!

So here is the first curtain washed and covered

 Can you see the 'Strawberry' theme?

 I know I will have fun using all this material!

Sales Calls

So what do you do when you receive another sales call?

We have to answer all phone calls in case it is business related but Hyde Accounting gets at least 3 sales calls each day - yes 21 in a week - 156 in a year......aaarrrrgggghhhh......

The most polite thing I can think to do is to put the phone face down on the desk and they can talk to the wood!!

Any other ideas?

Computer Problems

Knowing that I have a lot of client data that I must back up I have the following in place:
2 hard drives in the file server that mirror each other
1 external hard drive that copies the file server all the time
Back up to 'the cloud' that takes place overnight
Have you got a backup plan for your computer? Even losing the family photos is horrible!

Colour of my mind!!

Your mind is

Red

Of all the mind types, yours is the most impulsive. If you think it, you do it. And you can get the bug to pursue almost any passion. Your thoughts are big and bold. Your mind has no inhibitions. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about love, your dreams, and distant places.

I think my mind has just the perfect idea for this evening....

Drink of wine in the evening sun and a burning chiminea

Lovely

Going over the VAT limit

Did you know that if you inadvertently go over the VAT limit with your sales but it is unlikely to happen again then you need to write to HMRC and explain that this has happened.

In the future when your sales really increase and go over the VAT limit and have to register, without that letter HMRC, will apply the VAT registration back to the time you accidentally went over the limit - even if that is many years ago.   Imagin the horror of the VAT bill... 

Payroll Manger

Here at Hyde Accounting we have the most useful and friendly software that controls all our payrolls for our clients.  It is really strong on sending the RTI's (Real Time Information) which if they are late would incur a fine from HMRC starting in Oct 2014.  

It's Friday!

Vanessa is out - I have the Comm - don't panic 

Friday 13th - lucky or unlucky?

Well I had forgotten that today is Friday 13th but I consider it lucky as I will be able to see the full moon tonight - as long as I do not drink too much wine and go to sleep!

Out on my first Caravan Club Rally with Wiltshire section this weekend, hope to be off by 4pm.  Dave and Deb will join me in their supersized motorhome, so it will be a case of 'little n large'

I think I will call her 'Strawberry Fields'

This is my little van conversion - such fun 

Sunny

So who is having a BBQ this evening?  The dogs and I will be in the garden with the chiminea alight - more wine anyone?

Hidden Tax

It always annoys me that our UK government does not come clean about the hidden taxes we all have to pay.  If you are self employed then you pay Class 2 National Insurance of £2.80 per week and at the end of the year you complete a self assessment tax return.  Tax is 20% on profits of over £10,000 but who remembers the Class 4 National Insurance of 9% on profits over £7,755 - hidden tax!!